• grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
  • me: not in this economy
  • anti-keiara:

    madaras-lower-parts:

    supersaiyanswagga:

    That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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    That gif is literally perfect

    I love his show!!

    sosa-parks:

    As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

    throwing-lego:

    officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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    this is a giraffe

    green-satan:

    milkybabie:

    I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

    that was wild from start to finish

    giggle:

    I realized why I was lost. It’s not because I didn’t have a map… It was because I didn’t have a destination.

    "Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

    mysharona1987:

    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

    avatardsherlockian:

    killjoysandcastiel:

    colesun:

    sheetofsound:

    ghoulishghosty:

    also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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    Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

    Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

    because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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