hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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loupervagirl:

smilingwiththebeatles:

chain-of-prospit:

themarilives:

i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”

idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high

holy jesus

this fucking site!

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